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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
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