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Mortal Kombat: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack is the score album to the 2021 film Mortal Kombat, based on the video game franchise of the same name and a reboot of the Mortal Kombat film series. Composed by Benjamin Wallfisch, the 24-track album was released on April 16, 2021, by WaterTower Music and is led by two singles: \"Techno Syndrome 2021\" an experimented track from the eponymous theme song that featured in the video game series' soundtrack by The Immortals was released on April 9, and \"I Am Scorpion\", a theme for the character Hanzo Hasashi / Scorpion was released on April 15, before the album.
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