{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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