{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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Satsuma Province was an old province of Japan that is now the western half of Kagoshima Prefecture on the island of Kyūshū. Its abbreviation was Sasshū (薩州).
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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